Funk's Out Groovy's In - Change it Up already




anything else 


ie., He is a Problem.  He Has One Hell Of A Nerve, for sure!

To My Dismay He is The Primary Reason I quit Performing Aerials. 

I actually quit performing & going to any live music or associating with anyone in Tahoe regarding anything related to all the toxicity of he & his social group. 

He just seems to be  grotesque & awkwardly everywhere.  

They pursued taking, Life, Liberty & Finance from me.  

They hurt me & my family.

Was 1st time I learned what a deadly narcissist really is. 

Was confirmed by 3 different Professionals , that's who I was dealing with 

Not worth bringing health (sport) & fun to a group that basically is actively trying to  kill my soul.

-But in the saddle; I changed it up with 

Positive People and Earnest, Enjoyable Endeavors

*Notes - FUNK'S Prior Domestic Abuse Cases: -  PUBLIC RECORDS:


Honolulu, HI – 2004- 2006 re ex wife Patricia Elmiger – Funk who divorced Jeff plus acquired a Restraining Order.


Amador County, CA - 2008-2012.  re problems with his ex girlfriend Cheryl.

(if links are old below - here is County, Names, Dates and Old Docket Number to Inquire within).

To which the outcome was for him to serve Anger Management and have Probation Officer.  

October 2015

Classic Funk - coming near my property (his alibi is that his friends (at he problem house  and created trouble),. 


Jeffrey  Baird Funk brought in (9) Nine of  his best party &  bully buddies

Witness 1 -  Ryan Simpson,,  2 -  Graham Vilkin3 -  Morgan Vilkin, 4  - Jeffrey Lauer,  5 - John Busby, 6 -  Tyler Gaffney 

7 -  Carin Broughton, 8 -   Nilufar Smith, & 9 -  Mathew Smith 

as so called witnesses' which where proven to be either false, unrelated, out of date or irrelevant


I too had witnesses (6) of my own (should have called on more but I was not familiar to domestic violence before I met Funk (as he was a pro) (see above) and I did not want to create drama but

I do have many supporters and these are a handful who wrote witness statements on my behalf: 

Witness 1) Peter Fairely:, 2) Lucinda Giovanni 3) Dan Rebello, 4) Michelle Mendez, 5) Richard Sanchez, & 6) Dominique Pardue

Which was also all later documented as a matter of public record.  

 I am more than happy to provide details.  

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Editor - Nulifar Massdjedi Smith- Jeff F

-September 2019-

She asks, "what are we doing?"

'"I don't know, it's just what I heard..." He said

Then see what this this scrappy dude does....

On a good note.

I am taking names. 

However to make lemonade out of lemons; 

the book is in the last edit phase and have an Editor from BC, who has also been here to see the real life setting.  

My 1st attempt at Justice re: Funk   did not prevail due to
Incompetent Paralegal Council & Court Errors. 
Years & $'s later I was able to prove all.  
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When given lemons, ya gotta make lemonade , right?!

The more injustice  that is given the more I have a story.  I love my Writing Teacher & Editor, bless you.  

I have the Right to Discover what happened to me in your Court of Law.

I am a Warrior, I am a Survivor. I am a Nurturer and Healer.  

I have a right to be in a Safe, Quiet Environment.   

Hence the reason to build one (see also bottom of green page).   And enjoy it,!   We know who is  right company.  :)


Please, I welcome you to  google Commissioner Trilla Bahrke , appointed not elected and see other complaints that have made the news.

found in approx page 3 of a google search,


Other examples: 

Article in the Sierra Sun re Bharke and Ward, Esq. that I retained and thought  was odd!

As a few other things (can write & post brief -upon request ) .

 I had experienced a sense of relationship as if the "good old boys club"  between Bahrke & Ward . 

And as seen in this article in the Sierra Sun re a man who hit his elderly father and Bahrke supported the abuser; Mr. Ward states, he thinks Bahrke did a good job. 

In my case regarding a protective order on Funk.  I just happen to get bad luck of the draw with case #000666; so I will tell you that I believe I have been to Hell's Court with the Devil with a Trial date of Oct 31st too; can you stand it?!

 Bahrke stepped down {recuse herself as she was being served papers to be disqualified, on my case( re; Funk) 

Jeff Funk's case that he filed to counter claim my attempt for a protective order was Dismissed. 

Bahrke had done many intentional shifty, shady and incorrect legal procedures  that I was able to track, prove and a year later she was sent off to "early retirement".  

Also I can not understand why would a mother, and  further a mother of an Olympian, ie a coach type supporter,, a peer in the community and a legal representative not support (life) success (and add for someone who is showing proof, innocence, community orientated, capable and in need)?;  

 instead the Commissioner supports  the aggressors (and basically set the stage for the ones in real help to fail)?​

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Do you see more clearly why I am frustrated with this?

I invite you to please think about this!  Take your time!  

Anything you want to ask? 

I’d be happy to discuss.

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