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The Official

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's Corona strategy:  The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.   Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.   Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!”   The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.   Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.   The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.”  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.  Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.   In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. 

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Subject: Entrance Exam

 

When I was young, I decided to go to medical school. On the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange these letters: PNEIS

 

The instructions were to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when erect.

 

Those who answered "SPINE" are now doctors ......

the rest of us became sales reps.

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